in honor of the brand newness of baseball season, i would like to share rhymefest with you all.

to be honest the following ramblings will only be entertaining if you hit play on the following youtube video…and feel the happiness.

the grass has been freshly clipped, robins are chirping, and before you know it,  kyle farnsworth will fuck  up.

speaking of fucking up……wayne rooney’s goal today. his assist was the shit though.

tomorrow i’ll be at jimmy’s to watch liverpool v. chelsea. then, work at the cove ’till close.

but its all good.  jason kubel is going to kill it this year.